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wig wagger

is when a person on crack is in a hury and looses their wig
look at that wig wagger, about to loose their wig
by ToLigitToQuit May 1, 2010
mugGet the wig waggermug.

blue wigs

kaybop mom crusty blue bob shut stiff on my dead man’s
blue wigs
by gangity January 8, 2023
mugGet the blue wigsmug.

Wig Splitter

The demising of a commercial property
Hey sorry Patrick, we have one tenant for this building, not a wig splitter.
by Shnaka May 7, 2022
mugGet the Wig Splittermug.

fuzzy wuzzy tupe wig

a fat faced zesty melt with ork ears fat cheeks and boz eyes he has a mingin bloater and goes red in every social situation as he is the fuzzy wuzzy wig white lao he also has a 1 inch winky and has ming spots all over and his belly is bigger than fatlas martins he also has calcium moobies and a shakespeare tupe flat head fuzzy wig
that guy has such a fuzzy wuzzy shakespeare tupe what a bloater belly milky silky moobs wrongen what a fuzzy wuzzy tupe wig
by josephineginaperiod November 14, 2023
mugGet the fuzzy wuzzy tupe wigmug.

Wig Yarns

A person under the influence of methamphetamine telling stories with little to no actual facts or truth
Example story 'Susan was walking one minute and dropped dead the next' - when in actual fact Susan was very much alive and healthy

"That sounds like a wig yarns"

"You've been up too many days go to sleep and stop talking wig yarns"
by Jademareebaby September 30, 2019
mugGet the Wig Yarnsmug.

Fig the wig

angry woman who is on her period
my wife today went fig the wig mode
by randomreddituser January 1, 2023
mugGet the Fig the wigmug.

cancer wigging

In business or government, treating the wrong or a merely derivative problem by strictly cosmetic means, as in offering a cancer patient a wig to conceal hair loss suffered as a result of chemotherapy; cosmetic solutions to unintended consequences of another action or lack of action; improving the appearance but not the solution of a root cause problem; treating effects, but not causes, for sake of appearance.
State governments that propose driver's licenses or guest worker programs for illegal immigrants are doing nothing more than cancer wigging. The Federal Government is cancer wigging when it mails out stimulus checks as the economy crumbles.
by smartist June 10, 2008
mugGet the cancer wiggingmug.

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