Whippity split

How fast a black guy runs when he is about to get whipped by the police

the nigger went Whippity Split a cross the beanfield after the police took out the whip.

by The Name November 23, 2016

cock whipper

someone who loves to have cocks whipped on their faces or to whip their own cocks on other men's. also refers to having your penis whipped with vines etc.

"hey jonathan badowski is here, lets start whipping"

by evil eye June 3, 2004

Mississippi Whippet

A Mississippi Whippet is when you flatulate into your partners mouth, then they blow it back into your own mouth.

Jay and Shane gave each other Mississippi Whippets to cover the smell of alcohol on their breath.

by ShaneEugeneMiller November 24, 2015

dick whipped

(1) adj - situation whereupon a female is undeniably at the mercy of her high-maintinence boyfriend & answers to his every beck and call, usually followed by the reprioritizing of boyfriend over friends, family, school, food, water, and air.

(2) adj - making decisions based on the incentive of sex

"she's so dick whipped she cut me off like it was nothing."
"it's her loss."

by meggymcgoowright July 30, 2017

Urban Bitch Whipped

When someone meets a girl so hot/awesome they feel obligated to go write a definition about her on the Urban Dictionary. Of course if the girl knew this she'd probably get a restraining order.

Jack:Hey what's Bob up to?

Bill:Oh,hes writing a definition about that girl Laura he met yesterday, creepy right?

Jack:The poor bastards been Urban Bitch Whipped

by Mocoholi September 22, 2010

whopper

well when used around the glasgow vecinity "whopper" is used to decribe a piece of information as termanologically inexact (a lie)

"uff man thats a pure whopper and a half"
translated -" thats a lie "

by kenny mcgill April 22, 2005

whipped

Somebody who is wrapped round there spouses finger. Under the thumb etc.

Jim Rose is one whipped muda fucka

by HanaFla February 2, 2009