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Weener Banjo 

The process of taking any male human being and grabbing the shaft of his penis and pulling it up and tying it around his shoulder. If the genitalia has not ripped by this point, you proceed to take the man and turn him on his side and strum on his stretched out penis as if you would do on a banjo making very melodic and beautiful sounds.
Jeff: Man! This song is so soothing.
Mike: Of course it is, it's made using one of the most beautiful instruments on earth.
Jeff: What would that be?
Mike: The Weener Banjo, of course!
Weener Banjo by JuicyWookie February 14, 2012

weinie hut juniors

A place where lame dweebs hang out on an episode of Sponge Bob Squarepants.
Sponge Bob was sent to Weinie hut juniors becasue he was not tough enough to get into the other bar with Sandy Cheeks.
weinie hut juniors by t June 30, 2004

5 Weenies 

5 weenies is a slur term used to describe the act of having a rough childhood. This is particularly used when somebody is burned with a kettle on the side of their face by there very own mother who abandons them and leaves them and their siblings with an abusive fire extinguisher of a Father and they get accepted into a prestigious school where they will accuse somebody of being a secret love child.
The slur 5 weenies is often defined as:

My ✋name 👄 is 👀 not ❌ five 👏 weenies 🌭 I 🔥 am 😎 Shoto✅ from 😳U.A. 🏫 and 👈 I 👁 wanna ✨ be 💫 a 😝 hero💂 ♂️ My 👨 👦father 🧔 Endeavor 🔥 is currently ⏳ the number one 💯 hero ✊ but ➕ to be 😅 quite 👉 frank 👈 i've 😓 always 😡 hated 💢 him 😖 and ☹ want 😤 to 😌 forge 🙃 my 🔄 own path 🗺 in 〰️ the 〽️ world 🌐 of 👑 pros 😇 My 🧒 childhood 👦 was 👧 less 👦 than 🏁 nothing 💔 you 👆 see 👀 so 🤧 I 👊felt 🏳️ 🌈 like-
5 Weenies by anonymous December 8, 2021

Weenerscape 

the growingly popular version of the MMORPG Runescape, in which players are penises instead of people.
Guy 1: Have you seen gavin today?
guy 2: Yeah, he's playing Weenerscape
Weenerscape by Gayvin Lucky June 10, 2009
Anything profane, vulgar, or just plain ugly
Dude, Coby, you smell like a weefie

Hey! Why don't you come down here and eat my weefie
Weefie by Yatoast4444 July 23, 2009

weenerbeetle 

A act of being annoying or extremely retarded, stupid, and/or mental. Also referred to as penisbeetle.
You guys are such weenerbeetles