cunt weasel

A pussy so nasty that you scream as if a weasel had jumped out.

DUDE, I almost shit my pants, stacy's cunt weasel was so nasty!

by Sean Doyle January 9, 2009

white weasel

This act is preformed by two men, usually gay. Man 'A' uses a little lotion to jerk himself off onto man 'B''s penis. Once this is done man 'A' then jerks off man 'B' using his cum.

Brandon is an expert at the white weasel.

by Doo Doo & Wipe October 23, 2008

steaming weasel

When you take a shit into a condom, freez it and fuck your girlfriend with it.

Gave her the old steaming weasel the other night.

by jduba336 July 29, 2009

pickle weasel

A girl who goes to college and loves the men. the men love her too. sexually. when she goes out to parties shes focused on the one and only garden veggie that will satisfy her needs THE PICKLE!
the term can also be used as a friendly nickname to demonstrate compassion and unconditional love.

Liza is the definition of a pickle weasel.
hey pickle weasel i found your panties on my floor.
hey pickle weasel you going to make it home tonight?
and so on and so forth.

by Liza B November 9, 2008

snake weasel

1. some that is awesome as shit

2. someone that gives a fuck bout what anyone else think cuz they know they the best

3. an elusive dual-beast from north texas

1. the mutha fuckin snake weasel is in the house

2. bitch, you already know im the mutha fuckin snake weasel

3. im gonna hit up texas and visit the mutha fuckin snake weasel

by mfswft February 6, 2010

axis of weasels

A gathering of three or more criminal masterminds.

Former Vice President Dick Cheney, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld and President George W. Bush were known as the axis of weasels.

by Chicswank December 8, 2010

ass weasels

Dip shits, human scum, and/or lower form of a human being. Just to name a few.

I look over there and I see a legion of ass weasels! Sheep fondling ass weasels! -Crazy General off of Medieval II: Total War

by †WARLORІ November 29, 2007