I'm washing my hands

A more direct way of alerting someone that you are no longer available to whine to.

Mary: Chad cheated on me and I really need someone to talk to.

You: I'm not going to say: "I told you so". I'm washing my hands of this madness.

by Felhamster October 13, 2009

Walking Tripod

A man who is gifted with a large penis.

"I've heard Lewis is a walking tripod"

by Lewis1983 May 24, 2005

Walking Felony

A girl that is sooo hot, that it's a crime, or should be!

i walked up to her and told her that she was a walking felony, becase she was so hot it was a crime

by cheap_trick_rick June 30, 2009

Walking Wikipedia

A Walking Wikipedia is someone who appears to have more definitions inside them than the famous online dictionary. They will bring up nuggets of amazing information, usually totally irrelevant to the conversation and totally pointless. They are generally admired by people for their knowledge of pointless facts.

Guy 1: 'So did we have any English homework?'
Guy 2: 'I think so, yeah'
Guy 3: 'Did you know that a pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes?'
Guy 1: 'Alright you walking wikipedia, thank you but i'm a little busy right now'

by Galactrix93 November 6, 2009

War walking

Walking around looking for open wireless networks with a laptop or PDA.

I'm going to be war walking with my iBook later.

by Maq January 3, 2004

walking dildo

Male of human species with a rather attractive body part in his pants, but with a hideous face or an ignorant head. It's just like using a dildo, except it's not battery powered. Comes from phrase "40 year old dude at the club" and most commonly known as a "Big Dick"

the opposite of good dick.

Dude! Charles is telling everyone who will listen that u two are married!?! wth?

naw, he's just my walking dildo.
i won't be seen in public with his shiftless ass. He's just a slump buster that went horribly wrong...

by D.Praved January 30, 2010

Premeditated Wanking

Engaging in the act of wanking having pre-planned the desired time, location, and length of time in which the act of wanking should occur. Often used by homosexual men who have other, gayer things they could be doing.

"I prefer premeditated wanking over other types of wanking, I need the time to get ready for something so emotionally affectional"

by nubcake October 16, 2006