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Texas Watering Hole

Where you piss in a girl's ass and then lap the piss shit mixture from her asshole.
Person 1; I gave a girl a Texas Watering Hole last night.

Person 2; Nice
by EDGENATOR April 27, 2024
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Jeff wingering

An older man who’s into a younger girl (typically 18-22) that constantly infantilizes her and refers to her as a child or a baby in order to remind himself it’s not okay. Originating from Jeff winger’s relationship with Annie Edison in the hit nbc sitcom.
“This older guy is into me but he keeps Jeff wingering me”
“Hey man you need to stop Jeff wingering that girl she’s only a year younger than you it’s uncomfortable
“Ew do you see that guy Jeff wingering her it’s so uncomfortable he needs to find someone his own age”
by Sueslayvester32 May 7, 2024
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shiv wanking

when your edgeing your penis and you feel like your going to nut, but you stop. Then you take out your knife and slice a bit of your penis off so you can edge more.
Jorge loved edgeing, he edged in class, in the principals office, in his mom's bedroom everywhere he went. Jorge felt like he nutted to fast so he decided to start shiv wanking. He sliced a bit of foreskin off his torch to stop him from nutting, then continued, after countless hours, beating his record he nutted with a big smile of his face oh and also on his tip.
by skibbidi_toliet April 17, 2024
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fried_watering

when your mouth waters over an underage girls thighs
Hey Smuth! It looks like you are fried_watering again
by Realio2 December 23, 2024
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nigel wanking

to grip your hand around another man's penis and pull up and down to cause an ejaculation
by mrs tosser October 5, 2025
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Eye watering candy

A twist on ‘eye candy’, but for a well endowed good looking man showing off his goods.
He was some eye watering candy to look at 🥵
by FloppyMonster March 30, 2025
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Tariff-wanking

When Trump rolls out his shiny new 10% tariffs, then threatens 25% tariffs like he’s upping the ante at a poker table where everyone already knows he’s bluffing
Cool. While you’re busy tariff-wanking, we’ll just lock in one of the biggest free trade zones on Earth with South America.
by Bareenelleranden January 20, 2026
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