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Wonking

A verb used when a female masturbates. Similiar to "wanking". (masturbating)
I wank, she wanks, we wank, they wank, you wank.
Mike: "I just wanked"
Jess: "Oh that's cool I wonked last night."
Mike: "Whats wonking?"
Jess: "What you did but I'm a woman."
by EvilSoap April 19, 2022
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Worming

Oculolinctus, also known as "worming," is the act of licking someone's eyeball for sexual pleasure.

It's weirdly more common than you'd think.

MrSleepyPeople opens womens eyeballs and "worms" them and posts videos of it on Youtube, while commenters egg him on.
Person A: "Hey, before we start, I just wanna let you know I'm into worming people."
Person B: "Oh, ew! Give me my glasses back, you weirdo!"
by kimobloop June 21, 2023
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wonking

1. basically the equivalent to using “fucking” in a sentence but not as a verb. ex: “my fucking indoor penis won’t stop running around.” 2. wonking can also mean masturbating. 3. it can also mean gingr activities like masturbating with an electric toothbrush.
“oh wonk! i got my wonking bowl cut stuck on some tree branches”
“stop wonking with your electric toothbrush you emo gingr.
“hey piss rat stop wonking around and act like a normal person..”
by andismints June 26, 2023
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workigami

The art of bending and flexing to make the work get done.
He’s probably still at his desk doing origami, but he could definitely benefit from doing some workigami.
by Brett Johns July 3, 2023
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Wonking your willy

Wonking your willy is the act of self pleasure at hours between 1 and 4 in the morning in a dark room while watching pornography you’d only watch high/drunk.
Are you up wonking your willy right now?
by Bonka Tom 1 September 30, 2023
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Worming

The act of sexually gratifying yourself or others using a worm to stimulate sexual pleasure in erotic zones.
Person A: Yo, have you seen her jar of worms?
Person B: Yeah, She told me that she uses them for her worming sessions.
by Surgerer December 21, 2023
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worting

A portmanteau (a word made from two words) from watching and reporting. It is a reference to the coming New World Order's requirement for all of us to watch all of everyone else and to report on behavior that is inappropriate to the NWO dictatorship's demands.
Children are worting us, we must move away from here or the NWO enforcers will arrive to arrest and torture us.

Our friends have been worted on. They have been arrested and will be tortured for our names and digital ID by the NWO enforcers.
by Gort of the Jungle February 7, 2024
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