Dick Whistle

a dick shaped whistle

hey i got a dick whistle for my bday

by MEB456 March 9, 2009

whistle blower

To lock lips with an ass hole, then for the ass hole to fart, whilst the recepienct sucks in.

We were feeling a bit adventurous, and decided to try the whistle blower

by Rennick January 1, 2008

bitch whistle

The high pitched sqeal produced by giving head to a flacid penis.

When an ugly, fat girl is blowing, and you cant keep it up because she disgusts you. She gets over zealous and blows a bitch whistle.

by ham wallet September 7, 2005

Whistling Dixie

When a co-worker whistles nonstop all day long. And they are in close proximity to you.

Frank is so fucking annoying, he's been a regular Whistling Dixie all day.

by taintasaurus April 27, 2006

trouser whistle

fart

Guy #1 in elevator: Was that you, blowing that trouser whistle?
Guy #2 in elevator: Yeah.
Guy #1 in elevator: Dude! You couldn't wait to get out of the elevator first?

by JB_in_3D February 22, 2011

Chocolate Whistle

When you have anal sex with a girl and she defecates on your penis and then proceeds to suck the defection off of your penis.

Samantha gave me a chocolate whistle and tried to kiss me afterwards and made me throw up.

by TheChocolateWhistle June 27, 2014

Straight as a whistle

Not actually straight, referencing the curved end of standard whistles.

- I'm straight as a whistle!

- But whistles aren't straight?
- Correct.

by silkyshush January 10, 2021