Chocolate Wash

To defecate upon another person's laundry while it is in the washing machine; to shit upon thy neighbor

I had enough of that asshole down the hall, so after he threw in his laundry load, I gave him a nice chocolate wash to settle the score.

by El Guy November 18, 2005

I'll never wash my pants

A phrase often used by men and women alike after being, ahem, "affected" by another person.

Guy 1: Did you see that girl in the skirt bending over to pick up her penny?

Guy 2: Yes. And I'll never wash these pants again.

by Neko~ December 3, 2004

Compton Car Wash

Sexual act involving multiple black men ejaculating on one female's face or body, most often followed by the men rubbing their sperm on the girl's face with their penises.

"Hey Winston, wanna come over tonight? That ho bag Jenna will be over tonight, and she wants the Compton Car Wash!"

by TradeMark310 March 12, 2009

cock wash

I chick sucking your penis is called a ccok wash. It is the act of having your penis cleaned via oral sex. The background of this term is derived from South Philadelphia, Pa., USA

Hey Johnny, did Christine give you a cock wash last night?

by ed jude February 16, 2005

Mexican Ghost Wash

Right after your room-mate starts a load of laundry and leaves the room, you piss in the washer while it is filling with water. Not that it really matters, but at one point their clothes were covered in your piss.

Mexican Ghost Wash

GUY 1-"Hey I Just Started Some Laundry"
GUY 2-"Oh, Let Me Get My Stuff Out Of The Dryer For You!"

Also Known As A Nebraskan Ghost Wash
Also Known As The Hymee Special

by Def_LEzbian January 19, 2011

knob wash

n. The act of dipping your dick in a girls' pussy to clean it off after you've fucked her in the ass

"I did her ass in the missionary position so it was easy to get a knob wash in her cunt afterwards!"

by BigBad Wolf May 24, 2006

Changzhou Car Wash

Named in honour of a town in China where water sports have achieved a well deserved notoriety, the Changzhou Car Wash refers to the act of drinking large quantities of beer, leaving the bar and finding a suitible vehicle to pee on, and then engageing in sexual intercourse on said vehicle, missionary position.

I got right hammed up last night, drank a shit load of beer, then convinced my girlfriend to go outside for a Changzhou Car Wash.

by Pud Pucker April 26, 2009