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Washed King

Someone who is a damn king but is caught in a trance of doing some legitimately fried shit by means of intoxication or sleep deprivation
Trevie: That fool Evan got fucked up last night and bought the whole bar rounds of shots

Skibby: Yeah because is a damn Washed King
by neighborhoodasshole April 12, 2022
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Prison Wash

The act of attempting to appear clean, by simply spraying yourself with deoderant/aftershave instead of actually having a shower.
John was late to work from a night out on the town, he had no time for an actual shower and so opted for a Prison Wash instead.
by gizaclue October 8, 2014
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Western Washing

When a Movie / TV studio changes certain aspects in history / stories to appeal the Western market. This usually leads to European and Asian works being disrespected and falsified to push a narrative the original story was never trying to push.

It has also been criticized by Western audience the shows are appealing to for being lazy and disrespectful to the original work.

Some examples include: Lord of The Rings, The Witcher, Cowboy Beebop, Queen Cleopatra, The Little Mermaid and Velma
Person A: "Hey dude you gonna see that Cowboy Beebop remake?"

Person B: "Hell no, did you not hear their Western Washing so they can appeal to West? I'm just so tired of it"
by BruhMoment1916 April 17, 2023
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Cheshire wash

When a slutty posh girl from cheshire cleans a mans genitals with their mouth
That girl last night gave me a proper cheshire wash, it was amazing!
by Spunkyjosh June 17, 2021
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binge washing

When sanitizer, soap, water, more sanitizer and more soap become addictive. Compulsive hand-washing
She'd started with 'Happy Birthday' as she scrubbed, but now found herself singing 'Stairway to Heaven', the extended concert version, guitar solos and all, unable to control her binge washing.
by Monkey's Dad April 25, 2020
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Welfare wash

To clean the exterior windows on your vehicle at the gas station so it feels like your car is clean when you’re sitting inside.
I couldn’t afford $20 to get my car cleaned so I just gave it a welfare wash
by Frankrhe128 March 22, 2018
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Pressure Washing

When you piss on skidmarks left in the toilet to clean it and remove it.
Dude, I was Pressure Washing my toilet. It was pretty satisfying!
by toomuchnutmeg July 18, 2021
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