Flawless Victory

When you go to the toilet and shit the stomach pain away in one go or have diarrhea that makes you appear at the pearly gates, its called a Flawless Victory.

Boris:Bro, i'm so lucky I keep getting a flawless victory.
Jaquavius:Damn.. I wish I was that lucky.

by trolled! August 9, 2024

victory nachos

when you reward yourself with luscious nachos after a day of hard work. They also cure diseases and are known to help you lose weight.

I think i have AIDS, time for some victory nachos

by The Dirty mexican November 26, 2013

trumpic victory

When you claim victory & are sore about everyone denying your victory. Even though the reality is you lost. Despite doing everything possible, fair or unfair, to win.

The tangerine is claiming a trumpic victory.

by Ol'D. January 30, 2021

Victorious

Victorious is bent happy and proud and confident. Also there is a show called victorious

I won so I’m victorious

by cheese it kate September 3, 2021

Victory

a teen girl who enjoys music, vodka, getting stoned, all the fun stuff. she’s hardworking, fun, and pretty cool in general ;) and YES, victory is actually the name on this girl’s birth certificate!

Guy: Yo who’s that?
Guy 2: Oh, that’s Victory.

by dumbass_bitch September 11, 2019

Another Day, another victory for the OG's

A Fortnite quote referring to the OG gangs making the OG season of Fortnite less sweaty.

Another day, another victory for the og's. Taking down the sweats. Imposter among us.

by Unholy Trash December 3, 2023

Machiavellian victory

A win for everybody that was never really a win for anybody, since at least one person, if not everybody, lost something to the machine/system, or someone that was part of the machine/system. Disney was/is a master of Machiavellian principles, since people feel like they gain something by waiting in a line at Disneyland/Disney World for 45 minutes of their time instead of an hour of their time. Really it's Disney that gains from this, since people think Disney has a real concern for their families, and not for the Disney reputation and lost dollar signs that would come with any damage to the Disney reputation.

It would be a Machiavellian Victory if one of the two buildings was demolished, or if 4 or 5 of your 10 neighbors homes burned to the ground and yours didn't, you feel like you kept or even gained something by not losing everything, but half of your neighborhood is lost forever and half your neighbors lost everything. So, a Machiavellian victory is when people feel like everybody won because they didn't lose everything, when really just one person or entity actually gained/benefitted from what actually hzppened. Really most wars have casualties, so they are Machiavellian victories if your country doesn't lose a war, since somebody somewhere still lost a family member. Life is a matter of what you lose and not what you win or gain.

by The Original Agahnim May 28, 2021