Infra-green vision

When you take a hit out of a bong through your eye socket and directly into your brain, resulting in "Infra-green vision" which allows you to see everything in different shades of green and trippiness.

I took a giant bong rip through my eye and had infra-green vision for three weeks and had the craziest munchies.

by A_D•420• February 09, 2015

I lost my vision

When you see something you hate so you close your eyes to protect yourself.

Omg today at school I lost my vision while going down the stairs because I saw a little girl with a sonic backpack. I HATE SONIC!!!!!!!

by Blueyfan March 03, 2023

Dirk Vision

The act of looking around without moving one's head, moving eyes only. (Commonly used with glasses)

Derek-"There's a dear behind us!"
Greg-"What! How can you tell!"
Derek-"I have Dirk Vision!"

by DirkaD October 31, 2009

woozel vision

a room full of people are ignored, unless they are females who have a good looking woozel

Jason entered the Democratic Headquarters and did not see anyone else in the room but the beautiful woman....uh-oh, he has woozel vision

by daisydog November 09, 2006

Sewer Vision

Like tunnel vision but specifically the act of putting all your attention onto an ugly girl.

"Man you need to give up on her, she's ugly, you've got major sewer vision right now.

by MandibleHand August 14, 2021

Dr Vision

When you pull a chain out of a fat grannies ass and she her anus prolapses

Ohhh fuck I needed that Dr Vision

by fucking mad lad douglas March 03, 2021

Cold Visions

A feeling of foreboding, an imminent sense of doom popularized by Bladee on the album Cold Visions.

Laying awake in my bed at night
I can't sleep
I'm having Cold Visions
I'm staring at the ceiling

by salogarten June 08, 2024