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bill: Hey jimmy wanna go shopping later?
jimmy: no but you know what i do want to do.
bill: what?
jimmy: ur mom
bill; *suddenly drops dead*
jimmy: *does bills mom*
ur mom by ur mom is so hot<33 December 8, 2021
A phrase to use when making a joke
"Ur Mom so hot she's burning my eyes"
Ur Mom by UrMomHot December 9, 2021
ur mom by Er!cA-A December 9, 2021
Sometimes a funny joke sometimes not depends when you say it
Friend:who did you sleep with last night
You:ur mom
Ur mom by Ur mom hahahaha 69XD December 9, 2021
Examples:
Person 1: Hey smell this, it smells like blueberry
Person 2: -sniff sniff- EWW WHAT IS IN THAT THING?!
Person 1: Ur mom
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Another Example:
Carter: Omg, are you dumb?! Humans BREATHE air, not memes!
Julie: Oh, well your mom does. And so do I.
Carter: ...Well...ummm...I-...
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AND ANOTHER EXAMPLE
James: Oh come on, can't you play football with me today?
Liam: Well, the thing is I have a to-do list every day now.

James: Oh...well what's one thing on it?
Liam: Ur mom

James: ...
James: Uhm...oh look, my football is running-errr rolling away! I'll see you tommorow!
Liam:
Ur mom by RANDOM HOT CHEETO December 12, 2021
Something you say whenever you want. Anything someone says to u you reply with ur mom.
Michael: what are you doing today?
Bob: ur mom

Dave: who you with

Bob: ur mom
Ur mom by Jsgekhs December 13, 2021