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Moleman United 

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A fictional football team based on real college students. Selected by John D and named by Joseph F the team stands at an average of 5"7 the tallest player being Sam F with the shortest being Generoso D/Michael J. The current manager is Hans Moleman (from T.V. show 'The Simpsons') and captain is John D. With a 4-4-2 formation the team's traditional colours include black, white with some grey. Since 2005 the team have had over 6 sponsors including Pepsi, Innovations, ProTech, McDonalds, Waitrose and SportsWorld. Their most aggressive player is Lee W and the player with the scruffiest hair is James B. Daniel T (goalkeeper) has the most favourable styled hair - an 'old skool' carribean afro.
The real Moleman United college players entered a 5-a-side football tournament last year and finished 3rd. Coincidently, only five members of the team are world class. Joseph F, Chris G, Generoso D, John D and Peter H.
Moleman United by John Duckworth July 21, 2008
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Now United 

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Now United is a world wide pop group with 14 soon to be 15 members. Names: Noah, Josh, Bailey, Krystian, Any, Sina, Heyoon, Sofya, Shivani, Joalin, Sabina, Hina, Diarra and Lamar. Now United was created by Simon Fuller. Simon Fuller is best known for starting the second best group (after now united) called the spice girls.
P1: Who’s this new group I keep seeing?
P2: Oh that’s Now United, you haven’t heard of them before?
P1: No, but I have now.
P2: Well all day *wink wink* I’ve been listening to them and I like it like it like it like that *wink wink* 😉
Now United by Lilly Tale September 16, 2019
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Cambridge United 

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A Professional football team from the English university city of Cambridge. Despite spending most of the time in the lower leagues, United have had two spells in the second tier and have reached the FA Cup quarter-final twice. The clubs nickname is the U's, whilst the fans are referred to as the Amber Army.

The club share a fierce rivalry with the other lot from Cambridgeshire, Peterborough United - AKA the scum.
Cambridge United - Super U's!!
Cambridge United by cufctilidie November 29, 2011
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Manchester United vs Liverpool 

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The most hyped match in the English Premier League today, this is since both of these teams hate the crap out of each other.
Liverpool Fan: I hate those mancs, Manchester United vs Liverpool is today cumon LFC!

Man Utd Fan: I hate them scousers, Manchester United vs Liverpool is today cumon united!

Upper United States 

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A refined 1950s person’s way of saying “Up your ass!” without anyone really understanding it.
My petite blonde bombshell mother would put her hands on her hips in that challenging but white bread snooty manner of hers and confidently state to someone who had pissed her off, “Upper United States, buddy!” and of course she’d already taught me the subtle secret decoding of this cryptic insult which was to just imagine she was saying this in a lame American’s idea of an Italian accent and the United States is really U-S, as in “uppa you ess!”
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23rd President of the United States of America 

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Definitely not Funny Valentine, but it's Benjamin Harrison.
23rd President of the United States of America: You thought I'm Funny Valentine but it was me, Benjamin Harrison.
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