twitteritis

A term describing a not-so-rare messaging condition linked to the use of twitter, a micro blogging technology. The condition arises when one becomes diseased with sharing every aspect of what they are doing all the time, everywhere.

Twitteritis can be identified by overuse of twitter.com - when someone is brushing their hair - they rush to their browser to twitter that they are brushing their hair or to share that they are petting their cat, scooping ice cream...

by Lorrie Thomas December 30, 2008

Twitter Blasted

Twitter Blasted is when multiple people bitch you out for your last Tweet.

Lemons: Jacking off to the new Deftones vid.

Bailey: @Lemons Deftones suck.

Berserker: @Bailey 0/10 troll harder

Meg: @Bailey your face sucks.

Lemons: @Bailey Go listen to your hardcore hanson bands.

Lemons: @Bailey And bake me a cake.

Bailey: Just got twitter blasted my Some of HG and an HG groupie...Damn

by ZROKMIKZI April 12, 2010

twitter gay

An elite group of fags on twitter who are the most obnoxious and judgemental people you will ever meet.

You only tweeted that to impress the bloody twitter gays.

by Twitter_Gay January 10, 2017

Twitterbug

A person who obsessively Twitters--that is, writes what they are doing every moment.

Person 1: Hey dude, what's up?

Person 2 (frantically): I have to Twitter this! You just asked me what was up! *Twitters that Person 1 just asked what was up.*

Person 1: Um, sure. I, um...have to go now. Bye! *innocently grins*

Person 2: *frantically Twitters that Person 1 is leaving*

Person 1: Wow, you're such a Twitterbug!

by Kiah Zoey Rosalita February 10, 2009

twitter

An absolutely useless piece of technology that is absolutely necessary.

Twitter has changed the way we blindly self-aggrandize and inflate our false sense of self-worth by tricking us into believing people want to read about the pizza pans we just bought at Target and how our poop was a totally weird color this morning.

by Nalmatic December 3, 2009

twitter

A very stuffy and boring site out there. A stalkers dream true.

MySpace has annoying music and annoying layouts.
Facebook has annoying apps and annoying people.
YouTube has annoying videos and annoying comments.
Twitter just has annoying stalkers.

by ..09 May 16, 2009

stan twitter ariana grande

a part of stan twitter that stans a talented singer called ariana grande. problematic most of the time but also hilarious

beyonce stan: stan twitter ariana grande is problematic
ariana stan: shut up

by h2gari January 8, 2019