A nickname given to one who regularly participates in gay sex with their employers. Sometimes, they may take it to extreme levels, resulting in giving a rusty trombone or a strawberry shortcake to their unfortunate bum loving boss.
Adrian: Do you want to come over to my place tonight?
Trumpet: Yes definately!
Adrian: Don't give me another strawberry shortcake, it really hurt last time!
Trumpet: Yes definately!
Adrian: Don't give me another strawberry shortcake, it really hurt last time!
by mr z September 23, 2008
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cocky assholes who think they're "all that". so uncreative that they steal chants and dances from other sections in band.
Guy 1: "Man, I hate trumpets!"
Guy 2: "I know, right. They copied our chant except they changed it from "Elmo" to "Domo".
Guy 1: "What assholes!"
Guy 2: "I know, right. They copied our chant except they changed it from "Elmo" to "Domo".
Guy 1: "What assholes!"
by bandgeek42 September 20, 2009
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by Whoisjoeguys March 16, 2020
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by Fbbb September 23, 2010
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Once upon a time, there lived an old puppeteer who was very skilled in the art of making little wooden boys. One puppet was made and granted magical powers so it came to life, however when he told lies his nose grew to obscene proportions.
Pinocchio: Oi Geppetts, was out boozing last night, only went to the blue anchor, pulled and nailed this gorgeous midget puppet all last night, she was rimming me then we just stayed up doing loads of class A's.
Geppetto: Fuck off trumpet warrior
Pinocchio: Oi Geppetts, was out boozing last night, only went to the blue anchor, pulled and nailed this gorgeous midget puppet all last night, she was rimming me then we just stayed up doing loads of class A's.
Geppetto: Fuck off trumpet warrior
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