Treadmilling

When a man stands with his legs apart on a treadmill while jacking off. Meanwhile his partner lays at the end of the treadmill belt and catches the drops with there mouth.

We were treadmilling all night

by Wiffleballwaffle July 21, 2021

Fag Tread

v. fag tread is what happens when two homosexuals have intercourse, but the one that has the male sex organ it there gluteous maximus is dragged across the carpet and ends up leaving feces on the carpet in a line. Like when you burn tread off of your tires

Ex: My Boyfriend fag treaded me across the carpet.

by Dr. Bananna January 22, 2011

tricky tread

a description of people who are physically and mentally handicapped and cannot walk in a normal fashion. This problem may be alleviated with the use of tricky sticks (short crutches).

What the f*%$ is wrong with you why can't you walk straight, you got tricky treads.

by imapric September 28, 2013

Battery Treadmill

When your phone's (or other device's) battery is stuck at a percentage, because it's dying as fast as it's charging.

Hey Tom, how do ya' like your new phone?

It's sucks dirty donut man, I've been stuck on a battery treadmill all day.

by Leminader June 5, 2015

Justin Treadway

Perfection

I hope I can be Justin Treadway, even just for a day

by GalacticAss September 10, 2016

treason-ish

The unpunished crime of betraying one's country through espionage and alternative facts.

Will Donald Trump & Michael Flynn be rightfully tried for treason or was their collusion with Russia simply treason-ish?

by BobbySouth February 15, 2017

find the buried treasure

When a bowl is believed to be cashed, but a skilled smoked gets one more hit out of it or a series of hits.

I think the bowl is cashed. See if you can find the buried treasure.

by 1Danny July 31, 2006