drunken trees

A phenomenon in which trees appear to list to one side because the soil has shifted from melting of permafrost. Unfortunately seen more than ever because of global warming. In Alaska, what may be the worst example of this phenomenon in the world is continuing to happen, especially in and around the Kenai Preserve.

In the Kenai Preserve, four million acres of forest are dying. You can tell by the drunken trees and the "silvering" and sap loss from the spruces.

by pentozali May 16, 2007

The Treehugger

The act of a small women/man jerking off a man by hugging his dick a.k.a. a tree

My gf performed the treehugger last night and it was awesome!

by mr.jeeves October 5, 2011

treehugger

refers to a hippy who carves wholes into trees and has sex with the tree.This means he is afag

Wow look at the treehugger over there

by pimp/doggy.bitch April 22, 2006

Treese

Treese is close relative of the well known animal Hippopotamus.

Girl 1: Look it's a Hippopotamus!
Girl 2: No that's a Treese but they are closely related.

by TheFactsofLife July 3, 2015

treewhore

a prostitute who lives in a tree house and lends her services in her tree house.

tara eckerle treewhored ricky james.

by kelsey acton May 3, 2003

trees

a pair of Timberland boots (hence the tree label)

I'm gonna khop some trees. They gon' cost me a buck 10.

by anonymous December 22, 2004

Happy Trees

A slang term for marijuana.

Yea, i smoked the best happy trees ever the other day.

by Mr. Miagi Man March 23, 2011