Traffic cone

When you walk in on your wife having an affair. You immediately challenge the man to a penis duel. The loser gets a reach around while the winner performs a donkey punch.

Nice we totally traffic coned my wife last night

by (>)`-`(>) June 23, 2008

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Jew Traffic

Traffic or Congestion in a place with a large jewish population, such as NY, LA, or Miami. To be stuck in a large group of people on the sidewalk in a overpopulated area.

I was Half an hour late for work, navigating through the Jew Traffic on 7th Avenue.

by KarmaKitten March 1, 2009

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taffy fart

noun: see taffyfart.

Taffy fart is synonymous with taffyfart.

by Donald Shimoda April 17, 2008

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Traffic of Influence

The ability to influence events, or actions of others, due to authority.

I have shaped the traffic of influence to ensure my proposal wins the competition.

by Wob Wob Wobbah May 31, 2011

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Traffiqué

Someone or something which is overpowered, immense and unstoppable.

That guy was so traffiqué , he broke the elevator when he stepped on it.

by alexcor40 August 26, 2017

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Trafford’s failed attempt at a middle school. It will turn your children into aggressive delinquents. All the teachers are either creepy predators, mentality unstable, eat their feelings, or all three! Substitutes are walked all over and yinz better watch out on Fry Friday’s because it gets real.

“Why’s Bekey so messed up.”
“Oh, she went to Trafford Middle School.”

by BigXan April 20, 2019

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