brain toot

A brain toot is a random and very odd thought that pops into your head, and often baffles those around you, potentially causing them to think you are a little weird

Bob: “Did you know that plants actually emit a sound that’s akin to screaming when you cut them?”

Joe: “gosh darnit Bob, you brain tooted again”

by Braintoot February 22, 2022

TOOT

Totally Out of Touch: a person, politician, or news organization which has lost contact with reality. See also Delusional.

Putin is a TOOT.

by Stickybird March 5, 2022

cum toot

When you do anal and you toot out cum/nya goulder

I just cum tooted

by Past June 10, 2021

Toot

A Chong

Where’s my toot

by DARREN GEESUS November 21, 2024

Tooting on the Boris

Hitting a blunt - English

Q; "what were you doing last night?"
A; "I was Tooting on the Boris and gaming"

by lozda January 3, 2025

toot eye

lazy eye

they’ve got a toot eye

by .kc May 20, 2023

rooter toot

It splats in your pants.

I rooter tooted in my pants!

by Boogers rooster May 28, 2023