tool

ryan seacrest

"did you watch american idol last night?"
"why would I ever watch that show? everyone on it is a tool. especially ryan seacrest"

by teddybeast January 19, 2010

Tool

A person that you can use for just about anything. Money, rides, ect. Usually wears white Oakly glasses on the back of their heads and wears their pants too low with a stupid leather belt. Usually has name brand clothing and a 'nice' car. (its only nice because you get rides in it and dont have to pay for gas) synonamous with Tim Plumb

Tim Plumb.

Wow.... that guy is such a tool.... he must be named tim.

by Nucca123cc June 28, 2010

tool

Someone whose self esteem is so low that they feel the need to post half naked photos of themselves as their default pics on social networking websites in order to get people to look at them.

I thought he was weird until I saw his facebook....he actually took a half naked pic of himself and used it as his profile. Now I just think he's a TOOL!!!

by tool slapper September 2, 2010

Tooldom

The state or status of being a total, and complete tool. Many people share this outlook of the guidos from Jersey Shore, Brett Michaels, Chad Kroeger from Nickelback, Kanye West, and various other celebrities. Most people (including the aforementioned) who achieve this position cannot help but continually act in such a manner that only further increases there tooldom and there infamous reputations for being a tool.

Guy 1: "I think i should cover my truck in harley stickers, drape my last name across the entire windshield, and get my ears pierced with pipe-wrench shaped earings like that fag, Steve."

Guy 2: "Yeah, then you will have achieved complete tooldom."

by jeffrotull87 February 10, 2012

fat tool

A fat person who tries to make it seam like they are ripped and so strong in front of other people. Often they attempt to down on others that are ripped like no ones business and have no body fat by saying "I'm bigger than you I could break your bones" but the truth of the matter is that the fat tool is coated in fat and attempting and failing to disguise it as muscle until they make the fatal mistake of taking off there shirt for the whole world to see that there "muscle" fails at life and is very limited and hiding under a thick layer of fat.

example of a fat tool:

kid: dude how much can you leg press and how many crunches can you do in a minute?

ripped kid: Yeah I can leg press 600lbs and 150 crunches in a minute on a ok day

fat tool: no you can't your too skinny you have no muscle

ripped kid: Dude your a fucking fat tool, thats all fat you loser you suck at life *shows fat tool and kid cut 6 pack* weres your 6 pack fat tool? Oh thats right you don't have one you fat tool all you have is a big fat keg!!!

fat tool: *Crying* I wish I was ripped like ripped kid! *Runs off Crying*

by rower200 May 24, 2009

douche tool

someone that sucks at life.

"Stop cutting me off you douche tool."

by Mission Maker April 13, 2006

multi-tool

Someone who is beyond the concept of moron. Is so mentally challenged that they cannot even be called a "spanner". They are instead called by so many tools that it needs to be encompaased by several tools at once.

"Dude, you are such a multi-tool."
"A what?"
"You just proved my point."

by Friedrich February 22, 2003