weird flex but ok

When someone says something to brag but that shit is just weird and they still are proud of themselves, you say weird flex but ok to go along with that bullshit

Gay nibbas: I just found this dude in my fortnite lobby and he tryna fuck. He even know my address and shit.

Normal person: weird flex but ok

by DJ Doorjam November 13, 2018

international flex day

On April 26 it is international flex day a day to flex all the rad shit you own

Yo today is international flex day ima flex hard

by Flex god w May 30, 2018

tape master flex

a small penis,
the blit noodle,
the little one,
the junior baccon blit,
the tiniest penis you will ever see.

the tape master flex can be hereditary, if your father or your fathers father has a small penis, you will most liely have the "tape master flex"

" hey i herd that guy over there got the tape master flex"

"yeah, hes pissed"

by sweetsab6 January 24, 2010

hard flex

a well rolled joint or blunt

damn did u roll that ? that's a hard flex no lie.

by the flex master May 23, 2017

flexing his dick

When a man is attempting to strut his shit unfathomably hard; one's attempt at exerting the air of being macho to the parties around him in any shape or form. As when you see a guy driving a raised truck with expensive shocks and off-road tread tires, but still only drives in the suburbs.

"Dude, why was that cop who pulled us over such a fucker!?"
"Cuz there was a female cope partnered with him yo. Too busy flexing his dick in front of her."

(Man revs Harley obnoxiously loud as he drives by) "DICK FLEX!"

by TheCuttyHomie May 18, 2014

Flex out

To masturbate and climax causing you to "flex out" and fall asleep also know as sleep skeet

I couldn't sleep last night so I flex out and fall asleep

by Romo789 September 24, 2015

Flex on ya ex

Putting your dick on someone's eye

Daneuh; "yo sof did ya flex on ya ex this weekend"
Sofeuh; "nah man I ain't got a dick to flex in ma ex"

by Daneuhsbae January 27, 2017