Beef Pirate

One who confiscates beef without permisson.

That beef pirate just grabbed my salami!

by Will July 28, 2003

beef curtain

Big saggy pussy lips that can be brown or pink, and serves as a nice blanket for a cock on a cold wintry day.

Being stuck in a blizzard, I was very thankful my girlfriend had her warm beef curtains to keep my dick from getting frost-bitten and fall off.

by Queefmaster98 December 28, 2005

same beef

When you state something and someone corrects but it's basically the same so in reply you say same beef,

Yo man look at these air maxes

You mean air forces

Same beef

by Beef master May 21, 2014

beef stick

a pet name for ur penis

anton- i hit that bitch with my beef stick

by kiko March 8, 2005

Dude, it's beef!

The slogan adopted by politicians in support of "lean finely textured beef", an ammonia-sterilized mechanically separated beef product popularly derided as "pink slime". The slogan should be ironically deployed in any context where something is clearly bogus, inauthentic, artificial, fraudulent, or counterfeit.

Dude 1: Dude, I wonder what's really in this taco "meat".
Dude 2: Dude, it's beef!

Dude 3: Dude, those implants are really obvious.
Dude 4: Dude, it's beef!

Dude 5: Dude, I think the whole act was lip-synced.
Dude 6: Dude, it's beef!

by Blakesflakes August 20, 2012

monster beef

a huge penis. is a males main asset

"trent thats huge"
"yer i have a monster beef"

by trent monaghan April 1, 2009

oriental beef

a dispute which involves chinese or south-east asian people. Also the act of starting such dispute with said folks. Comes from the name of a popular flavor of ramen noodles

Dude, he pissed off the black dragon triads? serious oriental beef, man...

by maks May 10, 2004