Twilight-Muffin

Twilight muffins are these really nasty muffins the muffinman bakes. They were originally designed to poison kings or queens whenever the plebians became upset. Now they are just used to make people think stalking is a form of admiration.

"Tom became such a Twilight-Muffin when she started stalking that new girl in class"

by Hameln January 19, 2009

cunt muffin

Someone who’s rude all time, bitchy attitude, and usually is an elise, blames other people for being narcissist

damm elise acts like a cunt muffin sometimes

by skinnyyyypenisss March 16, 2019

Callie Muffin

A really hot stud, in tight pants and a little tube top. Toned neck. Short body.

Dude, she's a Callie Muffin.

by Annie Carney February 18, 2008

muffin point

that point you reach when you are so tired that every single thing said or done is the funniest thing ever, you giggle uncontrollably and irrationally. the more you laugh the more you can't stop.

ben: "look at that car!"

sarah: "hahaha, omg, hahaha!"

ben: "you are so at the muffin point!"

by girl7 November 14, 2006

muffin cake

cheesy expression used to define one's love for the other half in a relationship. expression of sweetness.

Mark exclaimed to Vicki "your my muffin cake!"

by Marky Boy! November 11, 2008

muffin class

The muffin class is the special class for all of the developmentally disabled kids.

Hey, Thurston, here come all those retards in the Muffin Class.

by Carlos Animals October 9, 2008

thunder muffin

An extremely attractive girl. Title for girlfriend.

I can't wait 'till you come to town my sweet thunder muffin.

by Diea the Doodler January 23, 2011