When one turns their sexual partner vertical and proceeds to hammer her much like a jack hammer repeatedly until sexual Orgasm is achieved
by JHigity December 5, 2019
Get the Crab Hammer mug.Wrapping a piece of wet lunch meat, typical boiled ham, around your penis and masturbating vigorously. Provides a simulated bare back, skin to skin feeling.
My mom went shopping today. Raided the meat drawer in the fridge and busted one out with a hormel hammer.
by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020
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"What?"
"You know, the hammer that ignites the boom dust?"
"That's not what it's called"
"Well, what is it called then?"
"The Travel Gavel"
"Why would it be called that?"
"Because it's a gavel that makes the pew travel"
"Fair enough"
"What?"
"You know, the hammer that ignites the boom dust?"
"That's not what it's called"
"Well, what is it called then?"
"The Travel Gavel"
"Why would it be called that?"
"Because it's a gavel that makes the pew travel"
"Fair enough"
by Lavabite October 26, 2020
Get the The Bammer Hammer mug.She looked so pretty with a bit of my hammer schmear on her upper lip.
I need to wash the hammer schmear a little better. It stinks.
I need to wash the hammer schmear a little better. It stinks.
by Dick Onchin October 13, 2020
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