Pounding the dog

To joke around and not complete ones task; alternatively, to masterbate.

He spent all of his time pounding the dog instead of cleaning his room.

by Lol427383 December 20, 2017

pennies to pounds

A wager that is considered a sure thing or a likely scenario.

I'd bet you pennies to pounds the rams will win the super bowl

by Kootss March 26, 2019

poo pounding

Fucking fantastic also known as anal sex

I want you in me so bad will you poo pound me I love poo pounding

by 35HZ32PA April 5, 2017

pound beers

To chug beers whilst binge drinking.

I pounded eight bud heavies while fishing in a canoe this afternoon and only caught a buzz. Let's go pound beers tonight.

by Boozeturd February 23, 2017

Pounding and pumping

When the man is ejaculating but still feels horny and keeps screwing up her partner in the hole he's working up.

Lea: What's so special about your boy?

Kiara: My boy Karl is a champion in bed, he keeps pounding and pumping until he creampies me.

by jvg_1995_incorporated March 25, 2019

Pandemic pounds

The weight you gain from excess food, and alcohol, while sheltering in place during a worldwide pandemic.

Dude, while staying at home during the pandemic’s shelter in place, I have consumed so much food, and adult beverages, I’ve gained 10 pandemic pounds!

by The Lois Lane June 4, 2020

Prison Pounding

The act of anal rape while incarcerated.

"Big Jim told me he's gonna give me a Prison Pounding on Tuesday. Way I see it, it's solitary or anal prolapse now"
"Jimmy, oh he definitely got a Prison Pounding from his cellie Cheeseburger"

by Dr. Robert Graves September 29, 2018