Long penis

A male organ that some women will agree to want or have wanted at some point in time in their life

Dude dominic's got a long penis

Well I know who I'll be going with now

by Savy my nigga January 13, 2019

long lasting

a word so the customer will think it's real and buy it.

Tom "I bought a long lasting lightbulb!"

Bill "You have a long lasting brain...."

by cyclonerampage May 3, 2011

long ass

Buttocks that significantly longer than they are wide, as to resemble an open hot dog bun.

Check out that chick playing pool over there. She's got some serious long ass. Where do you even find jeans that fit?

by Chip Z'hoyy January 2, 2012

Kelsey Long

The world's most beautiful woman. She hates when people call her beautiful, even though she truly is. She is the reason some people wake up in the morning. She completes some people's lives. She is also a hipster in training (she will rule the hipster world one day.) An all around great person!

"I saw Kelsey Long today."
"Damn, I wish I could see her everyday!"

by HoneyBadgerDGF May 6, 2015

Long sleeves

A shirt with sleeves that cover you up to your fingers or wrist or up to your elbows

I wear long sleeves because it is cold outside

by the correct definitions August 25, 2019

long bottom

A coffee roasting co. that has nothing but hott girls that work there with 'Onion Asses'

Jeff: Dude have you been to 'Thong Bottoms', i mean Long bottoms lately?

Mike: Nah man, y?

Jeff: all the girls there are SO hott! too much Onion Ass! drive a dude crazy!

by Persiandeity March 6, 2008

long island

aka, Strong Island, Schlong Island, Bong Highland, New York City's retarded little brother. Long Island's "Diversity" consists of Guidos, Guidettes, Jappy bitches, and Wiggas. The small percentage of minorities reside in impoverished neighborhoods such as Hempstead or Freeport, which rich white people tend avoid like the plague. It should be noted white folks will shit a brick (or move) if someone ethnic looking moves into their neighborhood. Typical L.I. hobbies include doing plenty of drugs, standing idly on street corners, driving around in a nice car doing drugs, and going to the city because long island is devoid of any form of entertainment. Those who do not live off their parents strive to get off Long Island. It may a nice for city dwellers to visit but a lousy place to live.

Being Born and Raised on Long Island I gotta say it sucks.

by Jimbo Jonsey April 15, 2008