Mountain Dew legend

The nasties shittiest drink known to man. It’s just watered down starry which is already the Shittiest fucking drink known to man.

Yo bro I got some Mountain Dew legend wanna try it?
No way bro that shit tastes like a shittier version of starry

by spearmint5um March 8, 2023

Dumpster Dew

A 50/50 mix of Four Loko and Mountain Dew

“I know Dru will like this dumpster dew because he loves Mountain Dew as is”

by CalebKRubberNuts April 13, 2020

Scrotal dew

Testicular sweat. Moisture in the groin area caused by activity or wool pants.

"I worked out for 2 hours this morning, and my shorts are soaked with scrotal dew".

by MstrMike August 29, 2013

Mountain Dew INDIA

Mountain dew ringadingadingading

Mountain Dew INDIAN Ring a ding a ding a ting

by YT:TheAndroidGamerBro May 3, 2024

Mountain Dew Volcano

Mountain Dew Volcano (noun)

When you chug too much Mountain Dew and your bowels respond by turning into an erupting, neon-green, lava-spewing nightmare. Expect violent, molten diarrhea that explodes from your ass with all the subtlety of Vesuvius, coating the bowl in radioactive slime and making you question your life choices. Often accompanied by guttural moans, regrets about your sugar addiction, and the haunting knowledge that your bathroom will never smell normal again.

Bro, don’t drink that whole 2-liter of Dew unless you want to set off a Mountain Dew Volcano in your toilet tonight.

by Reckskramer268 July 4, 2025

dew stool

nigel walking down the street with a turd on his head

dew stool cool fool

by mrs tosser October 4, 2025

do the dew

trying to fucc, pipe your shit, eat the ass like its happy hour at red lobster, tryna eat you out like a full course meal, want to do the intercourse, want to impregnate you, want to have babies, want to perform the sex, peeny in booty, ill be bill clinton youll be Monica lewinsky

"Madison be lookin so fine tonight that im tryna do the dew with her"

by yothatsbrett69 April 1, 2019