Tactical sickie

Planning a sick day from work in advance by telling your colleagues the day before that you don’t feel well, thus planting the seed that you may be ill. Usually when there’s nothing wrong with you and you already have other plans.

I’m not going into work tomorrow, already told my boss I was feeling ill today, pulling a tactical sickie tomorrow.

by Cannonball Taffio Jones April 6, 2025

Tactical

(with respect to a point in time (or space))

An adjective used to attach an expected delayed arrival to an otherwise precise date.

Alternatively also used to attach an expected imprecision to an otherwised fixed meeting place.

Gabi: "Let's meet at a tactical 12:15."

*Maja is on time, Rosi isn't*

Maja: "Where is Rosi?"

Gabi: "Don't blame him, we agreed on a tactical date."

Maja "Fair."

by Tactical Tactician April 9, 2025

Testical Tunnel

When you have long testicals and you feel a bit horny so you stick it up your ass and jerk off. Boom, the testical tunnel makes you cum more sometimes.

Dude1: "Yoo, have you tried the Testical Tunnel yet?"
Dude2: "Nah man, ill have to try it out when i get home"

by bigdbman April 10, 2025

Tactical Obesityᵀᴹ

Being obese for a very specific reason, especially avoiding conscription into the military. Or, using this as an excuse for being overweight.

"I have Tactical Obesityᵀᴹ, dude. I don't wanna get drafted into WW3!"

by HunterAngel0669 May 21, 2025

tactical yak

To forcibly make yourself throw up after a long night of drinking.

Yeah bro I lowkey drank too much last night. Had to hit a tactical yak when I got home.

by Legbruh June 22, 2025

Tactical Nigga Fuck

While your laying face down on the bed and a large black man launches himself like a frog across the room. Landing his large throbbing shlong into that bare ass, positioning himself like Spider-Man, and going absolutely ham on them cheeks.

Cliff : I’m gonna “Tactical Nigga Fuck” you

Tyler : Yes please

by Retardedonius July 8, 2025

TastiCola

A cola brand in the game BeamNG.drive.

Yes, I will have a medium TastiCola with a covet, some pessima, and a side of piccolina. That must have been the 11th time a TastiCola delivery truck has crashed this week.

by mynameisnonofyourbuisiness14 July 19, 2025