setting the table

When someone, usually in a public restroom, flushes the toilet before they sit down to use it. (Term can be used whether or not something was actually in the toilet that merited flushing.)

As I was contemplating life in the Wal-Mart bathroom a man walked into the stall next to mine, setting the table before he sat down.

by jimmywho723a January 25, 2009

periodic table

A woman who has her period periodically on a table.

Ralph was horny and threw Gertrude aggressively on the periodic table periodically.

by shanz604 October 19, 2014

table whore

A table whore is someone who someone who gets passed around from guy to guy. She usually gets passed around between friends. The term "Table Whore" comes from girls who sit with guys in lunch(usually in high school) and she dates all of them.

whore slut Bitch man stealer

That girl is such a table whore, she dated Greg, Vince, Eathin and a few of their friends

by Anonymous215 September 9, 2006

food table

Shy people's favorite place to go to during parties.

I just hung out at the food table the whole time during the party

by Dubiks December 31, 2018

Table Licker

An uncouth person who upon spilling a condiment or drink on a table, will lean over and lick it off.

Jimmy is such a table licker. He jizzed on the table and then licked it off instead of using a napkin.

by RustyMeister June 28, 2010

Table 116

If you visited a McDonalds in Maryland in the third week of March, and they had 'Table 116' and you felt the brail on the table, you then knew, a sped would haunt you after their near-death experience after choking on a small box of fries. You would then start seizing out, and then shortly recovery, in a repeating process. Then, You have Bobby, A McDonalds' Employee, take your receipts to make sure he got a 5 star on the customer survey rating.

They got some severe Table 116 effects.

by chingchonghoowong April 6, 2022

Table groceries

1. Noun, The groceries one eats first, either on the way home from the store or while unpacking all the groceries

2. Adjective, term used to describe a beautiful woman

Those giant marshmallows are table groceries, they didn't make it to the pantry or I can get enough of Jennifer Anniston, she is table groceries.

by Noliecanoli July 12, 2011