Tree trunkin

while a dude sits on a tree trunk and a chick sucks his dick

John - last night angela gave me a tree trunkin, i blew my load all in her mouth

by misssuckit June 3, 2010

weapon-tree

What a dumb ass says when they mean "weaponry".

You should be able to shoot today, depending on what weapon-tree you have.

by The tree expert July 10, 2007

tree-humper

1. (noun); one who is attracted to trees in setead of people - also see natosexual
2. (adj); wanting to protect nature so much that they will go to all extremes to protect it
3. (vrb); tree-hump: to hump a tree, but more likely just as a joke.

1. "Hey look at that chick, she's hot."
"I dunno."
"Are you gay?"
"No."
"Well you must be a tree-humper."

2. "I'm gonna pick that leaf off the tree."
"Hey, no! That's bad for the tree."
"It's only one leaf."
"But still! It could damage the tree in ways you couldn't possibly imagine!"
"Don't be a tree-humper."

3. "Hey guys. Look at this! I'm a tree-humper."
*humps tree*
"Hahaha! Very funny!"

by Kamikaze Watermelon December 17, 2008

firework trees

trees with colorful lights on them.

when we were driving we saw firework trees.

by teriq March 1, 2009

tree kink

Tendency towards sexual arousal due to vegetation, also known as Tree Fetish or Dendrophilia

People who don't know I have a tree kink don't understand why I sleep on the hardwood floor.

by Caribeaux October 26, 2013

Tree nut

The act of a male standing in a tree with a female located under him. The male then proceededs to masterbate to the point of climax and nuts on the females face.

Do you want to go outside and get some tree nut.

by Coopdogggg May 20, 2018

Tree cum

Tree cum another word for pollen

yo dude you allergic to tree cum or something

by staples are tasty July 10, 2021