thick

1. a stupid oaf.

Thick people are really blonde and are incredibly annoying.

shit, that billy character is really thick eh?

by Lambda November 13, 2004

skinny thick

As described in comedian Liz Feldman's stand-up routine, it's a skinny guy with a thick penis.

You would think he's small because he only weighs 100 pounds, but he's skinny thick.

by JazStarr May 27, 2010

thick like a tuna can

Description applied to a penis when it is wider than it is long (often used where it is implied that girth trumps length in ability to please a woman).

I may not have the longest dick in the world, but I'm thick like a tuna can.

by Plebescite September 3, 2003

thick

thick, as in thickness of the skull, meaning the person is very stupid. Word is used to say someone else is stupid.

Dude, your so thick.

No it isn't you retard, are you thick or something?

by noob_cakez February 7, 2009

Thicknicity

Someone who is stupid or thick...can also be used to describe the thickness of an objuect.

The thicknicity of that person is unreal

The thicknicity of that table

by tuffy runnners April 3, 2008

White Thick

How thick a women has to be consider perfect by most white guys.

I prefer Beyonce when she is white thick as opposed to black thick.

by DocSon July 13, 2009

slim thick

A bitch that is skinny but got a big old booty.

"Damn, Rachel is slim thick"- Josh
"I would tap that so fast"-Josh's dad

by LEO223 November 22, 2019