ultimate titturds revenge

catching a speeder in a school zone, having a witness, calling it in and then apprehending that horse's ass for reckless driving

wow daddy look at that person pulling the ultimate titturds revenge

by smokey 3d April 7, 2009

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Ultimate Jizz Attack

When you about to bust a fat ass nut and you yell out like an anime character and hit her with a molten load.

"Holy shit dude I'm still recovering from that Ultimate Jizz Attack I gave Jessica last night."

by Grandaddy Nut Buster9000 August 28, 2016

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the ultimate fuck-up

When you mess up so bad, it makes it past the standards of the greatest fuck-up.

Dude, you just made the ultimate fuck-up.

by BananaChamp225 April 2, 2016

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Ultimate Bread Sandwich

A sandwich, made only of bread, that has two slices of bread on the outside, and two more inside.

I was so hungry I ate an entire Ultimate Bread Sandwich for lunch.

by Onetooththree September 29, 2019

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Someone who has mastered the ancient art of the swag. Swag masters must not be talked about by non-swagmasters. When you see a person with their pants sagging in the ultimate way, you know that you are dealing with no ordinary swag- it is probably an Ultimate Swag Master.

Kid- Look everyone!!!! It is an ultimate swag master!!!
Swag master- sit back down you lowly non- swagger.

by ultimateswagmaster July 24, 2016

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