stick a tampon in it

when someone's being a whiny little bitch and they need to stfu

mainly aimed at guys

person : i can't believe this happened im going to die why does the worse stuff happen to the best people
you : stick a tampon in it, loser

by rangas r gross 69 November 20, 2018

Fishy tampon

When girls are on their period in the ocean

We were at the beach Susan had a fishy tampon

by The French Whore April 21, 2016

used tampon

the penis that lacks honor, love, and control - it's a mean, heartless, angry, sad, stingy, hateful penis

"I'll be damned if these people out here have me walking around looking like a used tampon! No. Not today!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

moving tampon

Also known as a Toyota Celica specifically black 7th gens

Ladi Dadi drives a moving tampon

by J/K November 10, 2013

Tampon eater

The type of woman that turns me on

Hey tampon eater. Let's fuck.

by Fuckyou694203 April 14, 2021

Tampons

Term used to describe snobbish or stuck up people.

Let’s get outta here, we don’t need to be around these tampons.

Why’d you call them tampons?

Why? Because they’re both stuck up cunts.

by BigSexy68 July 8, 2021

Tampon Tax

also known as period tax or pink tax; a sales tax/ added value charged on feminine hygiene products such as tampons and pads. While other necessities are tax exempt, feminine hygiene products are not. They are instead taxed as luxury items.

an unjust tax and form of gender discrimination, causing women to pay more, highlighting the prominence of men in government, and hurting young and financially unstable women.
When asked the male equivalence, some may say condoms, however they are necessary to both parties.
This tax exemption bill has been passed in a few states in the United States, Australia, the UK, and a few other countries.

Come on government, abolish the tampon tax so women can afford tampons.
Obama believes the tampon tax exists because men were the ones who made these laws.

by alycam November 27, 2022