East Side Taco Festival

A large taco enthusiasm event that takes place on the east side of San Jose and is, therefore, probably a thinly veiled front for prostitution.

Man, I scored the best taco at the East Side Taco Festival and had a major meat-gasm, if you know what I mean.

by DotV September 8, 2011

taco burn

razor burn found on the face caused by stubble from the female genitalia (aka: pink taco, fish taco, hairy taco).

can also be used to describe the irritation transferred to the femal genitalia from the roughness of a man's beard and moustache stubble.

both instances usually occur during the process of intense cunnilingus. (aka going down, felatio)

she hadn't shaved in several days, so when i went down on her for the better part of an hour my face was raw from the taco burn.

by jerkemo ho August 28, 2006

Stuffed Taco

A woman's vagina with a penis inserted in it.

After Pat had sex with Chewy he commented how she had a great stuffed taco.

by Cramerica Industries January 5, 2007

Creamy Taco

The very pinnacle of foaming gash, an unforgettably juicy pussy that's craving a good dicking. An irresistible level of moisture in and around the goods, but not a complete gusher; just enough to make a small but satisfying squelch when the shaft slips inside.

*Moments after last nights tail gingerly steps out of the crib, and hails the taxi*
Room mate: 'How was she? she looked like a good fuck.'
Lucky Fella: 'Fuck me mate, she was beyond horny; she had a proper creamy taco'
Room mate: 'Jammy bugger'

by TheNameIsBarnes December 1, 2011

glossy taco

The magical liquid polish that makes your mani last longer. The term ws first coined by Cristine (not CHRISTINE ) the canadian nail polish girl. A glossy taco is a top coat. Cristine calls it that bc she can't pronounce like a decent human being.

Now we're going to add our glossy taco to our Banana nail art to protect it from smearing when we put the matte coat

by Newyorkchick July 23, 2017

Taco Salad

A pussy party

Brian: Hey Justin! Want to go get some taco salad tonight?
Justin: Hell no, I'm gay.
Brian: mmmk.

by B/r/i/a/n January 13, 2009

Bitch Taco

A taco with double the meat, double the shell, and if you even think twice about eating it, Amir Blumenfeld gets to punch you in the back of the head, cause guess what. You're being a bitch.

"Dude, I had two bitch tacos for dinner last night."

"Aw man, I thought about eating one, but then Amir Blumenfeld popped out of nowhere and socked me in the back of my head."

by jamalioprice October 22, 2011