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roomba surfing

The act of cruising and balancing oneself on a roomba in motion.
just saw my 2 year old nephew roomba surfing

hes light enough to be roomba surfing while roomba's working on cleaning up. i love my roomba.
by latte17 July 20, 2010
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Cock Surfing

When a gay man stays with another gay man and pays with sexual favors instead of money. Typically occurs when the host is in the house.
Joey went Cock Surfing in New York for a week. He didn't spend any money, but instead payed with his ASSets.
by Jbb123 December 30, 2016
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surf shop

Localised retail stores that sell or rent surfboards and the related fashions and equipment used for surfing, skimboarding or bodyboarding. Often staffed by local surfers with experience in surfing the local surf breaks.

(see): Brave New World
Man, that chode behind the counter at that surf shop was completly useless!

My bro at the surf shop can hook us up!
by Uglyfredy January 17, 2005
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surferdick

Where your boner is like pointing up, like you have been laying on it forever. As if you ride your board forever laying on the dick.
Oh man i had a massive surferdick when i woke up.
by Valike March 9, 2008
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[Surf Club]

An actual club that every few times a month has a special night just for teens 13-18.In which there are outside decks on the water,with DJ's & glow sticks. Techno lives here.When your here you'll see a bunch of Guido's & fat whores who are in ripped "home made" jeans. With their hair in what is called "The Poof".
Everyone is going to Surf Club the 10th.
by ASHLEYNICOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE January 22, 2009
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Median Surfing

The act of a vehicle uncontrollably maneuvering into a median, often associated with slick road conditions.
Driver: I'm sure this speed is safe.
Passenger: Uh, why are turning sideways?
Driver: Hope you don't mind, I'm just going to practice my median surfing.
by Integer February 10, 2010
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Shoulder Surfing

the act of standing behind a sitting person in order to look at the contents of their computer or cell phone.

considered extremely rude and annoying by most of society

usually committed by parents or other nosy people
"Sorry for not responding to that text message for so long, my dad was trying to shoulder surf me"

Person 1: -is texting friend about a party at his house friday night-
Person 2: -looks over shoulder of person 1- "Hey man, can i come to your party"
Person 1: "DUDE, QUIT SHOULDER SURFING ME"
by piebeyummy April 7, 2011
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