by TRuMpS NoT GoiNG tO WiN August 03, 2020
Trump (noun) - a person who consistently fails despite lying, cheating, or stealing to win.
Trump (verb) - to lie, cheat, and steal but still fail (likely due to hubris).
Trump (verb) - to lie, cheat, and steal but still fail (likely due to hubris).
He tried to score with her by pretending to find her lost dog, but she found out he stole it in the first place. What a trump!
Even after hoodwinking half the nation, he totally trumped and lost the election.
Even after hoodwinking half the nation, he totally trumped and lost the election.
by Mechabear January 18, 2021
by Magic Robert December 08, 2020
John: Watch out for the S.T.P. there.
Frank: S.T.P., what?
John: There's an enormous fresh Steaming Trump Pile, step carefully. It's a Trump dump.
Frank: S.T.P., what?
John: There's an enormous fresh Steaming Trump Pile, step carefully. It's a Trump dump.
by seudokode October 11, 2021
Trump A 243lb warm wobble of flesh standing at 6’ 3”. The Trump organism is a deuterostome capable of releasing vast quantities of noxious gas from both orifices.
The gaseous exchange of Trump appears capable of permeating relentlessly through the air, creating a potentially toxic wake that can cause death and destruction should anyone be unfortunate to fall into its path.
Whereas most living organisms serve a purpose in the grand scheme of life, the Trump’s purpose is not obvious but it is very present. The antidote for its toxins can be found by simply ignoring its narcissistic desires.
The gaseous exchange of Trump appears capable of permeating relentlessly through the air, creating a potentially toxic wake that can cause death and destruction should anyone be unfortunate to fall into its path.
Whereas most living organisms serve a purpose in the grand scheme of life, the Trump’s purpose is not obvious but it is very present. The antidote for its toxins can be found by simply ignoring its narcissistic desires.
by Clarabella January 07, 2021
by i like tomatos March 26, 2021