stump

a severe smashed pangler

we call adam stump stumply

by Jay May 10, 2003

Stump Grindin'

Stump Grindin' occurs when a man and a woman have sex in the missionary position. The man has his legs cut off at the knee. This poses an awkward thrusting resembling that of midget porn in fast forward.

Jimmy: "Wow, did you hear about what happened last night with Tina?"
Geoffrey: "No, what?"
Jimmy: "She was stump grindin' with that amputee."
Geoffrey: "OH SHI-"

by SirGrindsalot January 18, 2009

STUMP

Stupid Trainee Unformiliar with Military Procedures

Stump is a name used for Soldiers that are still in training and do stupid things.

"You are a real Stump!"

by Drill Sgt Clark November 11, 2009

stumpgrinding

vigorous bumping and grinding of at least two vaginas

i bet those chicks just got done stumpgrinding

by pepperonipony July 22, 2010

Stump

Someone whose gender is not distinguishable or recognizable at first glance. An "It".

Like a tree stump, you can only tell how old it is.

by Gr8L8kes October 6, 2012

stumped

a cross between "stoked" and "pumped."

Frank: Are you ready for this game?
Leon: Hell yeah! I'm so fucking STUMPED, man!

by Keelie. July 4, 2008

Stumpfucker

One who dresses, acts, or speaks in a socially awkward manner.

Hey, look at that stumpfucker wearing those farm boots and short-shorts!

by Cody Spencer February 21, 2009