strudel

1. sharting
2. when you crisp and chaurpe comes out

That crisp was so nasty that I think I strudeled. Yeah... yeah... it's definitely wet and heavy.

by Turd Ferguson April 26, 2005

irish toaster strudel

when a boyfriend has his girlfriend have her period in a cup then using a needle sucks the blood out and injects in into a warmly baked toaster strudel and then jizzing on it to make it look like toaster strudel icing then giving in to a friend or enemy or any body who has fucked him over

dude i gave him a irish toaster strudel for breakfast. silly bastard didnt know what it was until he finished

by dreadrasta November 25, 2010

struttin that ass

where u repeatedly shakes your ass at someones face and usually annoys someones and can be funny in a reatarded way

strutter: struttin that ass:

guy: wth are u doing u dumbass u are going to get us kicked out of this nudey bar

strutter: i dont give a hell!! im struttin that ass!!!

by the lil jon shit 2 September 22, 2010

strategic friendship default

strategic friendship default

this def was posted on my birthday

and so i write it here now

strategic friendship default means when one is a fake friend

by giug78tig August 3, 2010

strategery

He may not have said that, but that is the least of his well-documented fuck ups. Saying he is a west texas girl at a recent press conference is of greater concern, and hilarity. Thankfully, his sagging poll numbers indicate we will no longer have to put up with a C student for a President much longer. No one doing this shitty this early has ever been re-elected, and this west texas belle will not be an exception.

I can't wait till G-Dubs is booted out of office in Novemeber, and someone with a firm grasp of the english language and at least a moderate level of syntax is voted in. Not to mention the ability to articulate that he is, in fact, a male.

by Franken June 13, 2004

struttee

One who is being strutted at by the strutter.

"I think that guy is strutting for me! I guess I'm the struttee!"

by Hayisa June 12, 2006

Strudel Cup

Basically, someone who you dislike or belive to be a dumbass. A fun little insult that sounds vagly like "stupid fuck" when said fast enough, which is pretty fast. It can be used between friends or enemies. However, I don't advise using this insult in a fight, because "thems ain't exactly fightin' words," and you might, from then on be considered a pansy. It's not exactly tough, but if u want an insult thats not too abbrasive, and won't offend really, anyone, yet still allow you to call people names, here's your word!

Effeminate male -"Peter, you totally stole my favorite Duran Duran poster! Jeeeeeeeze...you are such a strudel cup! And where's my Journey CD I lent you last week?"

Thirteen year-old girl -"OMG!! That guy doesn't even know who kelly clarkson is! jeeeze, what a strudel cup."

You -*man cuts you in line to see the latest olsen twins movie, and u mutter under your breath* "Strudel cup."

by Rowenis July 24, 2006