Rage Stroking

To aggressively masturbate after someone made you extremely mad or angry.

I got involved in a road rage incident and was so angry I pulled over on the side of the road and started rage stroking.

by Gabe Oytoucher May 12, 2025

Barnacle Stroking

To scrub oneself while taking a cold shower.

Guy 1 "Bro I had such a nice time barnacle Stroking it last night."
Guy 2 "I'm not a fan of the cold, but you do you bro."

by Biggus-Meatus June 10, 2025

Wiped stinking

Aff yer dish son.

Example 1 - I was absolutely wiped stinking at the winebar.
Example 2 - that wee girl canny hack it she’s wiped stinking

by Shitey knickers August 25, 2025

are you stroking my cock

absolute next level way of "are you kidding me"

when you lose a game of pool with the first hit, "Are you stroking my cock?!"

by Rock_Lobster23 February 4, 2024

You forgot my stinking tits

When you’re at hooters and the waitress happens to be flat chested

“HEY DUMB BITCH YOU FORGOT MY STINKING TITS”

by JohnnyXD54 December 8, 2024

my waist [is shrinking]

hearing or seeing something that is so INSANELY cvnt, that it’s energy has a terrifying amount of potential to immediately shrink your waist—snatching it so much that your waist could very well just be snatched from the physical plane, and into another dimension

my waist is shrinking

‘Midnight Sun’ by Zara Larson starts playing…
“MY WAIST!!”

Charli XCX breathes…
“MY WAIST IS LITERALLY SHRINKINGGG”

Seeing a 90’s supermodel walk…
“oh no… my waist… IS… SHRINKING”

by luke__jxmes February 23, 2026

You’re stroking my balls

You’re lying to me right now there’s no way that happened

Person 1: I drove my car into a tree because I didn’t want to hit a duck on the road.

Person 2: Oh you’re stroking my balls mate

by sunkistzerosugar May 16, 2025