by Damenzo July 23, 2020
Get the Strawberry Milkshakemug. To make a Strawberry Daiquiri you will need:
-Blender
-Ice
-A girl on her period
-Basic marketing skills
Blend ice until it has the same consistency as a slushy. Pour mixture into her red sea. Now listen close, this part is important. Shag the girl of your choice UPSIDE DOWN until the mixture has reached a pleasant strawberry color.
*Pro Tip!*
If you want to take your strawberry daiquiri game to the next level, sell your drinks at sporting events, on bike paths, or even your own neighborhood.
-Blender
-Ice
-A girl on her period
-Basic marketing skills
Blend ice until it has the same consistency as a slushy. Pour mixture into her red sea. Now listen close, this part is important. Shag the girl of your choice UPSIDE DOWN until the mixture has reached a pleasant strawberry color.
*Pro Tip!*
If you want to take your strawberry daiquiri game to the next level, sell your drinks at sporting events, on bike paths, or even your own neighborhood.
Blender: “vvrrrRRRRRRRRR”
Ice: “krrrrchkkkkrchchkrch”
Izzy: “Im nervous babe, are you sure its okay we sell our strawberry daiquiris in front of an elementary school?”
Richard: “Don’t worry, I just got the proper city permits today.”
Ice: “krrrrchkkkkrchchkrch”
Izzy: “Im nervous babe, are you sure its okay we sell our strawberry daiquiris in front of an elementary school?”
Richard: “Don’t worry, I just got the proper city permits today.”
by fetusdeIetus April 10, 2019
Get the Strawberry Daiquirimug. by Lopsnw December 11, 2021
Get the She’s a strawberrymug. The act of rubbing the top of a penis with cum and letting your partner (or somebody random) lick it off like a strawberry.
Man. Your girl is always hungry!!!
Yea. That's why I gave her a creamed strawberry to help her hunger.
Yea. That's why I gave her a creamed strawberry to help her hunger.
by SuperDreadnoughtCannonGustav X September 7, 2015
Get the creamed strawberrymug. Girl 1: So what base did you and Dan get to?
Girl 2: Whatever it was, I was seeing strawberry skies by the end of it!
Girl 2: Whatever it was, I was seeing strawberry skies by the end of it!
by queefastus February 22, 2023
Get the Strawberry Skiesmug. Little Mexican men that ring your doorbell trying to sell strawberries. They are also often seen on street corners. Height may not exceed 5 feet.
I was so annoyed when I had to get up to answer the door, only to find a strawberry gnome trying to sell me fruit.
by Happy Joe10 July 23, 2011
Get the Strawberry Gnomemug. Damn that crack ho be fine I'm all bout' to strawberry flip that bitch and get her by my side working that for me
by Brogantac April 22, 2017
Get the strawberry flipmug.