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STACHOS

Stupid, Toxic, Angry, Crazy, Hostile, Obsessive, Selfish/Self-absorbed.

Even though it's not a clinical diagnosis, STACHOS is an extremely common, very debilitating and highly contagious mental disorder. It is a very variable condition with a lot of different types and levels of severity, but it is extremely difficult, or mostly impossible, to cure. Approximately 1 in 4 people may be affected. Highest rates of STACHOS can be found in the hood, prisons, the undereducated and/or homeless, big cities, the Internet, mental insitutions, recluses, and politically or socioeconomically dysfunctional areas. People with STACHOS can be found almost everywhere; at your school, your workplace, your town, or even in the middle of nowhere. You might even be one YOURSELF. In some countries this syndrome is only a cultural, normal way of behaving so it is not considered problematic. It can develop at any age (rarely before seven) and most of the time lasts for life, except those who have mental disabilities severe enough to make them impossible to get it. They are the main reason why your life sucks and the world is hell.
In Detroit and at Yale University, everyone has a severe case of STACHOS.
by PorcupineCanadian June 28, 2018
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stachnik

the coolist pearson in the united world and universe.
stachnik is da beast
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Stachiester

Someone who has a hatred for mustaches and or beards/ someone who dislikes facial hair.
"Ugh! Mikey, did you see Tony's mustache? It looks like crap." Jeremy said.
"Bro! Stop being a stachiester!" Mikey replied.
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Sotch

That sotch was unreal! Gis more
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stechschulte

Booty🙂
Wow that Stechschulte is a booty🙂”
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Stache sack

When someone is tickling your ballsack/nutsack with their moustache.
“Man my girl really gave me a stache sack the other day
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Skoche

a guy who gets with everyone; man whore
He slept with three of my friends last weekend. What a skoche!
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