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Granny Stamp

This is what tramp stamps become when these hotties hit their 60s and 70s. A tattoo on the lower back of a grandmother (possibly a GILF now).
That old lady must have been hot in her day, I'm sure she has a granny stamp to prove it!
by LeGogh February 20, 2010
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Hog Stamp

The act of taking your dick and hitting a person on the face with it.
John stop Hog Stamping me it hurts.-Tiffany

Dont stamp me with that hog.

The Hog Stamp gave me a red dick outline on my face.
by BigHomieJohn October 22, 2008
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Stamp you

If you do this right with no mistake, I will stamp you as a real friend
by Supercharpo February 28, 2016
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Resumé Stamp

The act of ejaculating onto the head or face of an important individual and using said semen as an adhesive agent by which to attach a document such as a resumé w/wo cover letter.
The guy at the Obsidian booth is a total dick; tomorrow I'll just resumé stamp him and leave.
by Dragon K March 28, 2009
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Camel Stamp

When you dip your vagina in ink and proceed to "stamp" it on a sleeping friends' face.
Bro do you remember when Taylor camel stamped Donny's face at Bryce's party while Jeff videotaped it?
by GBR Gang January 29, 2017
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postage stamp

When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out, then jizzes onto a piece of paper from a novel, preferably the book "tai pan" by james clavell, then proceeds to smack the piece of paper on the girls face, imitating the act of putting a postage stamp on a letter.
Matt: I totally postage stamped this girl the other day.
Heidi: that's really sweet

OR, used in the present tense

Matt: shut up bitch or i'll postage stamp you
by Heidimatt May 1, 2005
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Shrew Stamp

aka mushroom stamp. to slap a girl in the forehead with the tip of your shrew.
I`ve got an elongated shrew stamp for you
by Mallory StrongCock April 8, 2004
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