When a tweaker comes over to your house for an extended period of time and decides to steal from you so they collect the items that they want to take and stash them out of sight but easily accessible and near the door they plan on exiting from. Very much like a squirrel does with the nuts it collects.

Meghan fluffed the pillows on the couch and found Clint's latest squirrel stash underneath them.

"i cant find my eyeliner," said Leslie.
"jen must have squirrel stashed it on you. ill help you look. come on." Meghan replied

Squirrel stash by DaMamaNasty May 9, 2022

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squirrel nutz

Literally a guy with nutz the size of a squirrel's... Too scared to pull the trigger.

Brock: See that girl at the end of the bar?

Rod: Yeah

Brock: Total smokeshow.

Rod: Go talk to her. She's hot, seems normal too.

Brock: Nah, think I'm just gonna hang here. She probably has a boyfriend.

Rod: Who the f*ck cares, Squirrel Nutz.

squirrel nutz by akarod September 1, 2009

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squirrel knuckle

Middle or nowhere.

I live in squirrel knuckle Pa

squirrel knuckle by unanamous0004 September 1, 2009

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Squirrel Helmets

When one masturbates furiously and at the point of ejaculation, pulls ones foreskin over the head to catch all the semen. Then leave it to hard, peel it off and give it to a squirrel to wear on its head.

Squirrel Helmets

Squirrel Helmets by CaptainBouncyTits July 30, 2011

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