Shanking

Willing to suck a penis for a Cup of Coffee....AKA Jack Norby

Jack's least favorite part of the coffee addiction is the constant shanking.

by UnknownTruth March 13, 2004

Slanking

Sleep wanking

I couldn't finish with this hot girl so I ended up slanking instead.

by Ajax9994 March 27, 2015

Slinking

The act of wrapping your unerrected cock around a fat chicks neck.

I slinkied Remy the other day.
I was slinking Andrea last night.

by striker0001 May 29, 2009

Planking

Fucking. Plank refers to the hard dick, or woody.

"Are you planking that?"

by Jay Good July 26, 2006

Planking

Planking is the act of lying horizontal, face-down in various locations and acting like a "Plank". Photographs are then taken and posted on the internet so everyone can see how awesome your planking skills are. Both location and difficulty of the plank are important.

Hey man, did you see Dave's pictures? He did some epic planking on site last week

by uberho June 9, 2011

Skanking

The act of mutual masterbation whilst Skyping.

Chris: so how far have you got with this new chick Steve.

Steve: so far we've only been Skanking.

by The true man March 20, 2014

pre-planking

an interactive sport where the "initiator" pushes the "planker" into a horizontal "plank-like" position. the game is finished when the "initiator" then fucks the "planker" while photographing the scenario.

did you see clarence totally pre-plank that neighborhood cat?

"pre-planking" claims the life of another suburban youth. timmy wedsworth was discovered after a fall from a fifty story building in what appears to be another "pre-planking" fatality.

by MILKFIXER June 12, 2011