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Shanking

Willing to suck a penis for a Cup of Coffee....AKA Jack Norby
Jack's least favorite part of the coffee addiction is the constant shanking.
by UnknownTruth March 13, 2004
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Slanking

I couldn't finish with this hot girl so I ended up slanking instead.
by Ajax9994 March 27, 2015
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Slinking

The act of wrapping your unerrected cock around a fat chicks neck.
I slinkied Remy the other day.
I was slinking Andrea last night.
by striker0001 May 29, 2009
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Planking

Fucking. Plank refers to the hard dick, or woody.
"Are you planking that?"
by Jay Good July 26, 2006
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Planking

Planking is the act of lying horizontal, face-down in various locations and acting like a "Plank". Photographs are then taken and posted on the internet so everyone can see how awesome your planking skills are. Both location and difficulty of the plank are important.
Hey man, did you see Dave's pictures? He did some epic planking on site last week
by uberho June 9, 2011
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Skanking

The act of mutual masterbation whilst Skyping.
Chris: so how far have you got with this new chick Steve.

Steve: so far we've only been Skanking.
by The true man March 20, 2014
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pre-planking

an interactive sport where the "initiator" pushes the "planker" into a horizontal "plank-like" position. the game is finished when the "initiator" then fucks the "planker" while photographing the scenario.
did you see clarence totally pre-plank that neighborhood cat?

"pre-planking" claims the life of another suburban youth. timmy wedsworth was discovered after a fall from a fifty story building in what appears to be another "pre-planking" fatality.
by MILKFIXER June 12, 2011
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