Somali Steamer

When you are trying to be diplomatic at a cultural event and accept the food provided at said event, only to unleash poppy hell upon your pants.

My friend Levi wanted to be culturally sensitive, but he's vegan so all the Somali meat caused him to have a Somali Steamer in his pants.

by Catsworth August 7, 2023

Simpathetic

An individual who is "sympathizing" with a girl. They would be considered a simp for leaving prior acquaintances and pathetic for needing a girl that badly.

Ken was being simpathetic man, he left us to play with a random girl he just met instead of us.

by Derpeldore August 14, 2023

Simpathy

When a guy only cares about a girl because he is simping.

Jake has simpathy for Sarah because he wants to get in her pants, if he didn’t he wouldn’t care.

by 3vanescence August 20, 2023

Somali

A group of people originating from east Africa with serious identity issues, a few self hating believe they are not Africans or black although they originate from the continent are are melanated. They’re usually found in western countries as refugees or illegal immigrants.

Of course I’m Somali I eat banana and rice.

by Frankolin September 9, 2023

Simpagraph

A paragraph sent to a special someone that is supposed to be very heartwarming but ends up being desperate, clingy, corny, creepy and way too long. A modern, online equivalent to the love letter. See "Simp"

George, the 'nice guy' gives his crush a simpagraph every night in hopes she will one day notice him

by Pimcsnumber September 25, 2023

Sampatti

The sweetest girl you will ever come across. She's pretty, tall and smart with beautiful eyes. If she likes you, consider you've hit the jackpot, and be sure not to reject her when she does ask you out. She might be extroverted and confident but her heart is as pure as gold, so don't break it.

Guy: Hey, Who's that?
Girl: Oh that's Sampatti, she's very pretty isn't she?

by pseudonym_usa November 6, 2023

Sampatti

The sweetest girl you will ever come across. She's pretty, tall and smart with beautiful eyes. If she likes you, consider you've hit the jackpot, and be sure not to reject her when she does ask you out. She might be extroverted and confident but her heart is as pure as gold, so don't break it.

Guy: Hey, Who's that?
Girl: Oh that's Sampatti, she's very pretty isn't she?

by pseudonym_usa November 6, 2023