Somalian Dick Salmon

Someone or something that exhibits oddness, lack of hygiene, foreign nature, general sliminess, or a combination of them all.

Damn, Ms. Lopez is a Somalian Dick Salmon. You can smell it.

by InShnawWeTrust February 20, 2011

Salmon

The color of a nice pink pussy. The opposite of roast beef.

Man 1: "So bro... Was she a salmon or roast beef?"
Man 2: "She was SALMON!!!"

by urmomsgreat July 27, 2008

salmon

A fish that yields pink flesh. Hits the spot when it is:
-steamed with ginger on top
-pan-fried with sweet and sour sauce
-pan fried with curry and onions on top

Mmm, that curry on salmon last night was awesome.

by StatenIslander December 23, 2007

salmon slap

When a young woman is in the spawning area and is suddenly slapped across the face with a slippery dick.

Jared salmon slapped the shit outta Johanna the other night while I was in jail.

by Smokedaweed June 11, 2006

Solomons, MD

The place where you fry on acid, your buddy passes out against the car, in front of a bar, and you're stuck talking to EMT's and Cops explaining everything, and your buddy gets up and has another beer while the bartender faceplants into the trash can.

I got so fucked up I didn't know where I was. It's just like Solomons, MD!

by Tree Fräg December 19, 2008

[SALMON]

To "leap like a salmon", usually used in football matches to describe an amazing leaping header. A legendary footballing technique. The word "SALMON!" is usually shouted to pre-emt a "salmon".
Famously mastered by Chris "Salmon!" Allen, for the Mighty Boosh FC.

"That man leapt like a salmon!"

".....SALMON!"

SALMON!

by Chris June 17, 2006

solon

solon is a rich school district in ohio also known as 'the land of the rich and home of the gay'

most solon students are snobby whores who dont have any thing better to do then to smoke pot and spend money. the solon community truly belives that they can do what ever they want because they are snobby rich kids with no lifes..
see?
none of them have friends and all of the high schoolers have lost their virginity's!

this is the common response to this definition from the solon kids: ''wtf? im onna sew 'em!" "whatever.. wanna go do it?" "yeah lets go beat the record of sluts and hoes in one community!''

by got u now.. October 8, 2008