Soggy Sanchez

The act of giving one a rusty hook while also giving them a dirty sanchez following a soaked piece of bread thrown on them to clean themself with afterward.

Becky is such a freak, she took my load after I gave her a nice, succulent Soggy Sanchez.

by Swift Calmly October 29, 2017

Soggy Handshake

When two men greet each other by jacking each other off while staring in different directions. The men then promptly part ways.

I totally ruined my new suit from that mass Soggy Handshake, but no regrets....

by The Mad Tbagger October 13, 2011

soggy muffin

A particularly foul and painful yeast infection sometimes resulting in an ungodly smelling doughy residue being emitted from the vagina.

"Hey Linda, have you ever had a soggy muffin?"

by Pirate Suite October 3, 2006

soggy taco

a old whores camel toe

i was working at the bar and a huge soggy taco was dripping all over the place so i got frank to clean it up

by kwonzinsky October 20, 2003

soggy bread

The feeling of the womans vagina in your mouth.

white man: I love eating pussy.
Black man: I don't know how you crackers can eat that soggy bread.

by Edwin ..donkey December 29, 2006

soggy saddlebags

labia majora displaying a particularly high moisture reading

when ferreting twixt her legs, he was pleasantly surprised to discover well stimulated soggy saddlebags

by The Bard January 3, 2007

Soggy Larry

When a man is getting a blow job, right before he blows his load he pulls out of the girls mouth and turns her head to the side, promptly squirting his baby juice into her ear, leaving a small pool of jizz at the bottom of the ear.

A soggy larry is the ultimate wet willy.

by Merx September 18, 2008