Soggy Mophead

A term to mean someone with a bowl cut style of hair, usually to insult them.

A person with a soggy mophead, bowl cut style of hair.

by wildebeeste November 1, 2011

Soggy Sanchez

The act of giving one a rusty hook while also giving them a dirty sanchez following a soaked piece of bread thrown on them to clean themself with afterward.

Becky is such a freak, she took my load after I gave her a nice, succulent Soggy Sanchez.

by Swift Calmly October 29, 2017

soggy muffin

A particularly foul and painful yeast infection sometimes resulting in an ungodly smelling doughy residue being emitted from the vagina.

"Hey Linda, have you ever had a soggy muffin?"

by Pirate Suite October 3, 2006

soggy taco

a old whores camel toe

i was working at the bar and a huge soggy taco was dripping all over the place so i got frank to clean it up

by kwonzinsky October 20, 2003

soggy bread

The feeling of the womans vagina in your mouth.

white man: I love eating pussy.
Black man: I don't know how you crackers can eat that soggy bread.

by Edwin ..donkey December 29, 2006

soggy bun

to be put back in your place. yet orginally discribed as a initiation for football players joining a new team
*a term coined by the famous radio duo Roy and HG*

1. "Come on spider have you soggy bun"
"oh where is it?"
"in the toilet!!! where do you think it is?"

2."Come on mate I was right! have your soggy bun!!!!"

by Pete Salsbury June 16, 2007

soggy saddlebags

labia majora displaying a particularly high moisture reading

when ferreting twixt her legs, he was pleasantly surprised to discover well stimulated soggy saddlebags

by The Bard January 3, 2007