Five nights of smith

Going out and drinking hard for many consecutive nights, such as one would do over a wedding weekend or Mardi Gras.

"Why are you going home, it's only midnight?"
"It's been five nights of smith for me, I'm tired."

"Exams are over, I'm going out for five nights of smith!"

"You look bad, it looks like you've had five nights of smith."

by nolajohn May 18, 2009

Smith and Wesson Model 29

The definition of awesome in handguns. High Calibre bullets, used by clint eastwood, and an awesome look confirm that this guy is the embodiment of awesome. Everyone will not want to stare down the barrel of it, as they know if he pulls the trigger their head is going to be blown off.

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? ~ Dirty Harry referring to his smith and wesson model 29, talking to an injured bank robber.

by Vegerot March 6, 2010

Elliott Smith

Elliott Smith was one of the greatest singer/songwriters ever. Elliott was from portland. He was not folk, even though he played acroustic He came out with his 1st solo album, Roman Candle, in 1994. He was nominated for an academy award for his work in Good Will Hunting,but lost to Celine Dion. Most people believed he comitted suicide, but I'm convinced his girlfriend killed him. I mean, seriously, who spells their name wrong on their suicide note? Some people think his songs are depressing, but I don't think so. Anyway, Elliott Smith is an artist much missed. Check out the following songs: Between the Bars, Say Yes, Son of Sam, Somebody I Used to Know, In the Lost and Found, Miss Missery, Let's Get Lost, Pretty (Ugly Before), A Fond Farewell, Twilight, and Memory Lane.

1. Bob: Elliott Smith's girlfriend totally killed him.
Me: Yeah.

2. Elliott Smith is so amazingly talented, I wish
I could've seen him in concert, but I was only 9
when he died.

by Stanzie October 22, 2007

Smith College

Smith is a women's college in Northampton, MA. One of the highest-ranked colleges in the nation, and a member of the "Seven Sisters," the colleges that were the women's counterpart to the ivy Leagues (before they admitted women). Known for its all-around academic excellence as well as its beautiful campus, Smith works you hard, but it's worth it. Its students, also known as "Smithies," are sought out after graduation.

Smith College: A Tradition of Women in Exciting Positions

by kumquats May 13, 2005

Erin Smith

Kind. Caring. Loving. Hilarious. Smart. Charismatic. Gorgeous. A person who can make the sun shine on the worst of days. A person who can make you feel like you're the luckiest guy on the face of the Earth. A person you can depend on and trust completely. A person who can change you're life and make it something worth living for. A person you can see yourself spending the rest of your life with. Amazing. Incredible. Wonderful.

1) There's Erin Smith!! The coolest and most extremely awesome person I have ever met in my life!

2) If you keep it up you might be as cool as Erin Smith.

by MotMot February 3, 2010

John Smith

Microsoft's example name when customising m$ software.

Name:
eg. John Smith

by John Cactus October 10, 2006

sloth man

A Sloth Man is a sufferer of slothitis, an inherited disease, typically a Sloth Man struggles to finish a meal before it is cold, make it to anywhere on time, get out of bed, stay awake or move. Their minds are too diseased with slowness to grasp irony or sarcasm and they argue using long drawn out 'no no no's.

Slothitis is temporarily contagious; the monotonous rant of a slothitis sufferer will often force the listener to adopt the symptoms of a sloth man e.g. drowsiness and lethargy however once out of contact with a slothitis sufferer a healthy human's immune system will repel the slothitis - the diseased cells are two slow to cause long term effect.

Slothitis is a degenerative disease and the sloth man will slowly develop a likeness to John Squires of the Stone Roses, their voice will heavily deepen and their deep monotonous speech will enable them to communicate with whales. Generally a slothitis sufferer from birth will die before reaching the age of thirty as they can no longer feed themselves however the disease can lie dorment and effect people at later ages.

Normal Person: 'Your two hours late'
Davey (slothitis carrier): 'I was eating my dinner and had to straighten my hair'
Normal Person: 'I hate you Sloth Man'
Davey (slothitis carrier): 'No no no'
Whale: 'Hellooooooo Davey'

by Dr Man March 24, 2005