Shockings n. An article of clothing such as stockings or spandex leggings that produce a feeling of shock, awe, and/or nausea.
You should have seen the shockings she was wearing. It was like she was walking around with no pants. And at a baby shower, of all places!
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1. The act of a man ejaculating into a sock. This term has been most commonly used by lonely men who find the need to masturbate around christmas time. And also by horny elves
Man 1: "Hey so are you gonna go try to find yourself some christmas poon?"
Man 2: "No no I'm tired of striking out. I think im just gonna go stuff a sock."
Man 1: "Merry Christmas and enjoy stuffing the stocking! now im gonna go get me some ho ho hoes
Man 2: "No no I'm tired of striking out. I think im just gonna go stuff a sock."
Man 1: "Merry Christmas and enjoy stuffing the stocking! now im gonna go get me some ho ho hoes
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Usually gay guyz that love to suck much more than one dick on any given day or night.
Usually gay guyz that love to suck much more than one dick on any given day or night.
"Fuck!" "Your mouth smells like a dirty fuck'n urinal!"
"Yeh I've been Dick Smoking all night man!" "I can barely feel my jaw!"
"You go to Club 80?"
"Yeh man, place was crawling with dick smokes!"
"Yeh I've been Dick Smoking all night man!" "I can barely feel my jaw!"
"You go to Club 80?"
"Yeh man, place was crawling with dick smokes!"
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