shockings

Shockings n. An article of clothing such as stockings or spandex leggings that produce a feeling of shock, awe, and/or nausea.

You should have seen the shockings she was wearing. It was like she was walking around with no pants. And at a baby shower, of all places!

by pir8matt June 2, 2011

Sweet socking

The act of wearing sweet socks to work everyday.

Jennifer is sweet socking again!

by sweetsocks June 2, 2007

stuffing the stocking

1. The act of a man ejaculating into a sock. This term has been most commonly used by lonely men who find the need to masturbate around christmas time. And also by horny elves

Man 1: "Hey so are you gonna go try to find yourself some christmas poon?"
Man 2: "No no I'm tired of striking out. I think im just gonna go stuff a sock."
Man 1: "Merry Christmas and enjoy stuffing the stocking! now im gonna go get me some ho ho hoes

by MoGameDenYou December 18, 2010

smoking a stick

smoking a blunt or weed

i got a blunt wrap so in a minute i will be smoking a stick

by crow valley bloods April 12, 2009

smacking

1. awesome; incredible; great; fantastic
-can also be used as-
2. horrible; useless; bad quality
3. Interjection

That was a smacking performance!

What smacking sound quality...

Smack that!

by The Indian Nerd:Akshaya (jk!) March 25, 2010

Dick Smoking

When one dick just ain't enough!!!

Usually gay guyz that love to suck much more than one dick on any given day or night.

"Fuck!" "Your mouth smells like a dirty fuck'n urinal!"

"Yeh I've been Dick Smoking all night man!" "I can barely feel my jaw!"

"You go to Club 80?"

"Yeh man, place was crawling with dick smokes!"

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

smoking on keisha

Keisha is that burnt weed that you saved when you're running low.

Bro are we out of that kush?

Bro: yeah we gon be smoking on keisha

by Frankie707 August 19, 2014